weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
she woke up with a sticky ear
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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