I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
why are there goldfish crackers all over my bed?
you decided you wanted to name them & keep them as pets.
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
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