you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
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