the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
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