none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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