What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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