TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
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