i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
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Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
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I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
Your penis caused this!
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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