omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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