Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
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He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
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He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
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