Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
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