I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
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Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
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I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
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