what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
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