i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
In America we eat man semen.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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