I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
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