You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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