is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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