put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
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