My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
Buying a large dominoes pizza for a wasted 3 mile walk is the best bad idea ever. My mouth is on fire, probably broke my hand, and i may or may not have eaten street pizza.
How did you break your hand eating pizza?
Boxes are hard to see rocks through.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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