i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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