love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
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