He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
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I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
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I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
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