Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
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I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
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Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
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