I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
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