just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
I just added a bunch of arbitrary options to my ouija board. Ghosts can now tell me "cheddar," "the homosexual agenda," "the whole foods vegan aisle," or "viable offspring"
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
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