goodnight i made you a song goodbye
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
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High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
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She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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