Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Holy sore nipples Batman
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
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