hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
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