you didnt know i had herpes?
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
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officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
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GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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