Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
Dear yesterdays makeup, Thank you for always being there when I stay up late binge drinking on weeknights and am running late to work Friday morning. You're the best.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
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Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
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OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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