We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
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