Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
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Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
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THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
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