bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
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