..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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