I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
Life lesson: when driving and throwing up, choose a paper bag over plastic. Fuck my life.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
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