That's intense
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
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