Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
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