I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
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I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
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stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
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