i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Apparently drunk me thought it was time for a career change. I woke up with a message from Mcdonalds saying that I was hired as the new cashier.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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