A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
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