I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
... thanks for letting me perform minor surgery on myself last night.
I figured if you were smart enough to sterilize with vodka, you could handle it.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
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He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
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I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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