im about as happy as oj after his trial
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
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She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
I spent part of my valentines extracting candy hearts from a woman's vagina. The entire time I was thinking "this job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes."
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holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
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