What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
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He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
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I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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