Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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