Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
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I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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