So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
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how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
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