turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
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