I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
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