I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
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