I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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