Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
Randomize