winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Even my vagina gasped.
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
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