I hope mine doesn't look like that
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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